"Oh, you want to TALK to me?"

Click the microphone below. I'll try to contain my enthusiasm. Sigh...

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"Alright, here's how this works..."

Type your questions in the chat. I've been doing this for 847 years, so try to keep up.

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"Or if you insist on talking..."

Switch to Voice Chat and speak directly to me. Yes, I can hear you. Unfortunately.

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"Now, who's on your gift list?"

Tell me about them. Age, interests, budget... I'll work my magic. Reluctantly.